Six Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists
Here’s a question: will you pass up hearing the likes of Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you replied yes, you are either a) a 15 year old girl or B) somebody who wears sunglasses indoors. Should you emphatically replied no, you’re probably one of the countless silent Americans who don’t really know the best place to turn with regards to discovering music that truly has a message as well as speaks to issues close to them (have you kissed a girl and did you like it?)
Pop Musicians are a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out hits such as factories crank out car parts or fastfood chains crank out burgers. Wouldn’t it be great to give ourselves some assortment, particularly something that spoke to the lifestyle of game enthusiasts? Nerdcore doesn’t pretend to be pop music, and that is why it had good results amongst individuals who are looking for something diverse. It’s music which is completely unique, has a message, and a ton of unknown artists who are talented but not known. I think it is time we gave Nerdcore more “air-time.”
Listed below are 6 Pop Musicians that must be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:
Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core
Replacing: New Boyz
Although turning the “S” in boys to “Z” teeters precariously close to 1337sp34K, this band of kids not legally old enough to purchase Goldschlager, will be missed by merely a few individuals, probably starting with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist’s mother and father. Their number one song on iTunes says volumes about how great of a contribution the band has made to music:
I Met a group of girls in a Escalade
I Met a group of girls in a Escalade
Met met a group of girls in a Escalade
They came with you and left with me
It is believed the lines were influenced by a combination of John Lennon’s sound as well as a dream Ozzy Osbourne had. Nerdcore rise-up…
Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme
Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The guy from those cologne commercials
P Diddy is quite the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family album is still among my favorites to this day, as well as the impressive Mo’ Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that guy’s name?) is still one of the most memorable music videos of the 1990’s.
P Diddy is actually a brand, a commodity…he’s just been smart enough to manage his brand and ensure he was the guy pulling the strings. His music has grown into more of a marketing tool, and he is much more replaceable than any musician not named Rebecca Black, even though somewhat much less original (at least she has her very own original songs).
Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris
Replacing: Nicki Minaj
In the most befuddling mystery since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most profitable musicians of all-time. That’s primarily based from the fact that she’s the sole musician to have 7 songs in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Take a look at another fact, though…all but one of those happen to be cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.
Can she survive by herself? Probably. Must we need to consistently keep listening to discover. Here’s wishing we don’t have to…
Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker
Replacing: Jeremih
I bet you thought I was going to propose replacing “Eminem” didn’t you? Yet that will have been, well, absurd. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn’t actually care what other people think…you’d have to think that his massive success is tied directly to fan demand to experience genuine artists…yet the executives doing the decisions must feel otherwise.
But, I digress, we’re swapping out Jerimih, the guy who loves birthday sex as well as wants you down on him. He’s incredibly popular, drives luxury vehicles and is a celebrity. Hey, I’m sold…the real question is, just how many more singles would it take to realize that Jermih happens to be a filthy rich star, until we stop caring?
I thought I told you Imma star
You see the ice, you see the cars
Flashy lights, everywhere we are,
Live tonight, like there’s no tomorrow
Painfully enough, we’re still finding out.
Nerdcore Artist: Beefy
Replacing: T-Pain
I always remember T-Pain’s debut single “I’m Sprung.” A track dedicated to his wife, which in fact provided some unique understanding into the contradicting dynamics of (dare I say it) love.
Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I’m on a Boat music video who evidently really likes money (like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win…no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He’d be very easy to replace - lose the autotune and make him put five grand in a bottle everytime he says the word money in a song and he’d be making beats for Ke$ha this time in a few days.
Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot
Replacing: will.i.am
He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one guy from the Black Eyed Peas who really speaks. He’s turn out to be among the most dominant producers/beat makers in the music business. He’s a God amongst women working on their treadmills, looking for that extra boost to get them going (try this if you really want to go huge) but to anyone searching for actual music, he’ just another dude making filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, yet doesn’t really do it for anyone looking for a jolt of motivation or something which they can relate to (that’s what music is supposed to do, remember).
Stepped up in the party like my name was “that b***h”.
All these haters mad because I’m so established.
They know I’m a beast, yeah I’m a f**king savage
Haters you can kill yourself.
And so let it be written, let it be told…
Yet do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and inform me if you feel the world is prepared for more Nerdcore.
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